I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this